
The Zany World of Mindset: A Survival Guide for Small Business Owners!
Attention, entrepreneurs of the small business realm! Welcome to the circus of success, where the tightrope of entrepreneurship meets the trapeze of mindset. Grab your popcorn and prepare for a ride as we uncover some zany secrets of mastering the entrepreneurial mindset!
Embrace the Juggling Act
Congratulations on being a small business owner – the ultimate multitasker! But let’s be honest; you’ve probably had moments when juggling clients, deadlines, and your social life made you feel like a circus clown. Fear not, dear readers, for you can master “Juggling 101”! Just don a clown nose, invest in a top hat (mandatory for extra focus) by hiring productive & competent employees, mastering the art of delegating, set a foundation for your business with an in-depth business plan, organize, manage, lead and last but not least, learn and become proficient in several different domains such as marketing and accounting… keep juggling away! Not only will you impress your clients, but you’ll also entertain your employees, and isn’t that what leadership is all about?
The Thrill of the Roller Coaster Ride
Welcome aboard the “Entrepreneurial Express”! You know the feeling – one moment, you’re soaring high with a lucrative deal, and the next, you’re plummeting into the abyss of uncertainty. But don’t worry, folks, the key to surviving this crazy ride is the “Scream Therapy Technique.” The next time your business takes an unexpected turn, just let out a primal scream – it works like a charm, and it’s way cheaper than therapy! If you’re not the screaming type… Here are some simple ways to help maintain a positive attitude through the ups and downs of business.
Surround yourself with positive people.
Fill your mind with positive input.
Control your language, be conscious of the words you use when speaking and thinking.
Create a routine for the day to create a good fall-back structure.
Be nice to other people.
Don’t rely on an outside source of positivity, carry positivity with you at all times.
Create high points in each day and week, take breaks outside or away from work when possible, eat healthy, consider a walk, solitude, a few moments of silence, find a place to read a book not related to work.
Assume responsibility, and choose your response, Seeing life as something you have some control over rather than being at the mercy of fate can foster positivity.
Breathe deeply.
Make a mission statement. (personal and business) you will feel more positive.
Have personal goals.
Remember that no one owes you anything. If you think the world owes you something, negativity will inevitably be your standard state of existence. Get rid of this attitude by remembering: it’s up to me to make things happen. Hard work is what brings good things. Be willing to accept change quickly. When things are difficult, keep going.
Stop complaining.
Embrace laughter.
Be curious and embrace learning.
Look long-term instead of short-term.
Mindset Mantras for Motivation
We all need a dose of motivation from time to time, but let’s be real – inspirational quotes can get pretty cliché. So, we’ve compiled a short list of unconventional mantras guaranteed to make you chuckle while boosting your spirits. Repeat after us:
“I’m not crazy; I’m creatively eccentric,”
“I embrace my mistakes – they make excellent party anecdotes,”
“I am a Jedi master of positive vibes, using the force to bring smiles to the galaxy!”

In conclusion, dear small business owners, remember that mindset is the secret sauce that keeps your entrepreneurial spirit alive. Embrace the chaos, laugh in the face of adversity, and know that you’re not alone in this madcap adventure. The circus of entrepreneurship may have its ups and downs, but with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of optimism, you’ll be the ringmaster of your own success story!
Disclaimer: The author is not liable for any sudden urges to join the circus or purchase clown accessories. Read at your own risk, and remember – entrepreneurship is a journey best taken with a whimsical heart and a resilient spirit.
– Small Business Showcase Magazine